CLIFFSIDE PARK, N.J. -- With a bit of his tongue in cheek, a Cliffside Park man celebrating both his 60th birthday and 26th wedding anniversary on Thursday, described "how to grow a pineapple on Gorge Roard in four steps."
"Twenty-six years ago today I stood in a pineapple field in Hawaii with my new bride, Ada," said Richard Criscione, a property manager and avid guitarist who contributes regularly to Daily Voice.To grow your own pineapple, he, said:
1. Buy a pineapple.
2. Cut the top off.
3. Bury the top in soil.
4. Wait 2½ years.
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